you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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