You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
Randomize
