love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Randomize