Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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