I'm lost and stupid without you.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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