I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
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