I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
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