I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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