K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
i may or may not be watching the land before time
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Randomize
