he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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