get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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