loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
You pole danced in your parka.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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