problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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