I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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