what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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