google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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