: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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