Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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