Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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