ugly people sure do ruin things
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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