I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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