Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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