Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
You may now shotgun with the bride
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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