...so i touched it.
I skipped work to stalk him.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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