Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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