Whod you bang
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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