it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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