Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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