She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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