What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Pooping to opera.
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