YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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