what if every blade of grass was a penis?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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