Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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