That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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