yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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