Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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