that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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