The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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