the room spins SO much faster in panama
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Randomize
