you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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