The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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