ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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