Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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