My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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