But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
i think im in europe. pls send help
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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