My first STD was from a foam party
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
