do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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