He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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