I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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