I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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