People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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