names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
