I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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