There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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