We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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