He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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