so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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