She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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